🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
🐶 Limited Edition
⏰ Low Stock
⛱️ Summer Drop
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Rent-Free Tee
Rent-Free Tee
"I Still Live With My Parents"
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- Approved by Pancake
- 30-day Free Returns
- Free Shipping
“Pancake ships fast. No rent, no wait.”
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Hi, I’m Pancake. I live rent-free. And so should you. This tee is for all my fellow freeloaders out there. Limited drop. Once it’s gone… it’s gone.
Description
Description
· Soft & comfy for maximum naps
· Breathable fabric — no sweaty pups here!
· Made for dogs who refuse to pay rent
· Perfect conversation starter at the dog park
· Limited edition — only available this summer!
Sizing for Freeloaders
Sizing for Freeloaders
Finding Your Dog’s Fit
No worries—measuring your dog is easy-peasy. Grab a tape measure, a few treats, and maybe a friend to help if your dog’s a wiggler. Here’s how to get it right:
| Size | Back (cm) | Bust (cm) | Neck (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20-25 | 35-40 | 25-27 |
| M | 26-30 | 41-45 | 28-32 |
| L | 31-35 | 46-50 | 33-36 |
| XL | 36-40 | 51-55 | 37-39 |
| 2XL | 41-45 | 56-60 | 40-42 |
How to Measure Your Dog
Bust Measurement
Wrap the tape measure around the widest part of your dog’s chest, just behind their front legs. This helps make sure the tee fits comfy without squeezing those chonky ribs.
Back Measurement
Start at the base of your dog’s neck and measure all the way down to where their tail begins. This tells you the perfect length so they can strut their stuff without awkward bunching.
Neck Measurement
Measure around the base of your dog’s neck where their collar normally sits. Make sure it’s snug but not tight—enough room for two fingers to slip under the tape means your dog can breathe, bark, and beg for snacks comfortably.
💡 Pro Tip: If your pup’s measurements fall between two sizes, we recommend sizing up for extra nap-time comfort.
Need sizing help? Shoot us a message anytime—we’re here to make sure your dog looks rent-free fabulous.
Can I return my shirt if I’m not happy?
Can I return my shirt if I’m not happy?
Absolutely. Pancake insists all freeloader dogs deserve top-quality gear. If your pup isn’t wagging their tail in satisfaction, you’ve got 30 days to send it back for a full refund. No interrogations, no side-eye, just good vibes.
How fast will my order arrive?
How fast will my order arrive?
Pretty darn fast. We ship your dog’s new look in 4-10 business days, depending on where you live. Pancake might nap a lot, but our shipping team doesn’t. We hustle so your pup can strut their stuff ASAP.
Rent-Free Tee
Why Pancake Loves It
"This isn’t a business.
It’s Walter’s Club — for dogs who proudly live rent-free.
I’m just the first to join. Because dogs deserve to live rent-free — and look good doing it.”
-Pancake
Cool Looks. Comfier Feels.
We didn’t just slap a funny phrase on a shirt.
We made it soft enough for marathon naps 💤, breathable for sunny park strolls 🌞, and durable for sudden zoomies 🐶.
Because living rent-free shouldn’t mean looking cheap.
Pancake's Identity
